What do you do when you have A LOT of exciting news to share but cannot divulge details for a wee while longer?

You write a cryptic blog post, of course, and alienate the majority of your readers in the process!

In all seriousness, though, I’m so excited that I could burst right now…but I won’t because I’m not sure the guys at work would appreciate having to clean up the mess.

I have some great news to share with you all. Watch this space.

P.s. no, I’m not pregnant.